johnnyboy Posted 10 July, 2022 Share Posted 10 July, 2022 Got some moves TCWTB not ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 12 July, 2022 Share Posted 12 July, 2022 https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/global-club-rankings/ mind the gap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 13 July, 2022 Share Posted 13 July, 2022 On 12/07/2022 at 07:55, Hatch said: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/global-club-rankings/ mind the gap Brighton 18th, Man Utd 32nd, Southampton 88th!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 13 July, 2022 Share Posted 13 July, 2022 27 minutes ago, SW5 SAINT said: Brighton 18th, Man Utd 32nd, Southampton 88th!!! Yeah… some really funny ones there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 Portsmouth named sexually transmitted infection hotspot in UK with high case rates for chlamydia and gonorrhoea | The News Portsmouth has been named the STD hotspot of the UK with an apporriate 657 cases of chlamydia per 100k. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 48 minutes ago, Turkish said: Portsmouth named sexually transmitted infection hotspot in UK with high case rates for chlamydia and gonorrhoea | The News Portsmouth has been named the STD hotspot of the UK with an apporriate 657 cases of chlamydia per 100k. Wil the open top bus get another run out to celebrate their latest title ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 I understand that Clamidia recently replaced Shardonnay as the preferred female first name in Leigh Park 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 7 hours ago, Turkish said: Portsmouth named sexually transmitted infection hotspot in UK with high case rates for chlamydia and gonorrhoea | The News Portsmouth has been named the STD hotspot of the UK with an apporriate 657 cases of chlamydia per 100k. What is it with them and 657? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 I've just got a new job at the Uni in Pompey. Was there today helping with the graduation events, and while walking between buildings I saw a half naked man carrying a guitar with a colander on his head and then a bloke on a scooter opposite the Guildhall arguing with some people sat outside a pub, shouting "why don't you just fuck off you dinlos?" What a place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 Here's colander man. That makes him sound like a shit super hero. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 20 July, 2022 Share Posted 20 July, 2022 Absolutely classy little island isn't it. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 23 July, 2022 Share Posted 23 July, 2022 On 10/07/2022 at 13:49, johnnyboy said: Got some moves TCWTB not ! Presumably what the UI poster in the Coventry end today had to endure. At least Cov saw their team win 2-0 and have a good shower when they get back to remove any lingering stale whiff from TCWTB and friends. Wonder if Colander Head (see The Cat’s post) was part of his little dance troupe?https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/287485/westwood/#4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 July, 2022 Share Posted 24 July, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboy Posted 24 July, 2022 Share Posted 24 July, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, saint1977 said: Edited 24 July, 2022 by johnnyboy Mlg beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 24 July, 2022 Share Posted 24 July, 2022 7 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Well there goes my lunch. 🤮 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 24 July, 2022 Share Posted 24 July, 2022 8 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: They have to be high on ket or something. Even strange people don't act like that?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 15 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said: They have to be high on ket or something. Even strange people don't act like that?! Why are actions like that allowed at football stadiums. There are kids and women at the grounds who will be subjected to this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 25 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 25 July, 2022 22 minutes ago, OldNick said: Why are actions like that allowed at football stadiums. There are kids and women at the grounds who will be subjected to this!! Looking through Twitter, plenty of Pompey fans finally appear to be seeing him for what he is. Lots calling for him to be banned from stadium / complaining about stewards turning a blind eye to his behaviour. Personally, I think as Saints fans, we should campaign for the fuckwit to embarrass their club/city for as long as possible. The more often he's in the stadium, the less often he's infecting society elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 Every Portsmouth fan I have ever known has hated him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 7 minutes ago, jawillwill said: Looking through Twitter, plenty of Pompey fans finally appear to be seeing him for what he is. Lots calling for him to be banned from stadium / complaining about stewards turning a blind eye to his behaviour. Personally, I think as Saints fans, we should campaign for the fuckwit to embarrass their club/city for as long as possible. The more often he's in the stadium, the less often he's infecting society elsewhere. If he did that in the middle of Gunwharf Quays or Commercial St in the town he’d be nicked for public disorder/D&D if he kicked off. He’d probably get filled in before that as well. Seen people kicked out of SMS, Etihad, SJP, WHL, Villa Park, Goodison for much less than that. If the stories are true about intimidating other Portsmouth fans, especially younger ones, that is totally out of order and pathetic. I’ve been told by loads of Pompey fans I know that he allegedly stinks of BO. Trouble is, their club have allowed him to build up this super fan image and now he thinks he has the run of the rust shed. Clearly from Saturday’s puke-making display he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 25 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 25 July, 2022 21 minutes ago, saint1977 said: I’ve been told by loads of Pompey fans I know that he allegedly stinks of BO. Are you telling me you can't just smell him through the photos like everyone else? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 1 hour ago, saint1977 said: If he did that in the middle of Gunwharf Quays or Commercial St in the town he’d be nicked for public disorder/D&D if he kicked off. He’d probably get filled in before that as well. Seen people kicked out of SMS, Etihad, SJP, WHL, Villa Park, Goodison for much less than that. If the stories are true about intimidating other Portsmouth fans, especially younger ones, that is totally out of order and pathetic. I’ve been told by loads of Pompey fans I know that he allegedly stinks of BO. Trouble is, their club have allowed him to build up this super fan image and now he thinks he has the run of the rust shed. Clearly from Saturday’s puke-making display he does. How could that smelly cunt intimidate anyone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golactico Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0019jvp For anyone with half an hour to spare for a bit of local 'culture'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 Forget the rivalry, most Pompey fans are decent and will be embarrassed about his actions. He owns a book shop, if that appeared on his website or his customers saw that, I suspect his business would plummet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 4 minutes ago, OldNick said: Forget the rivalry, most Pompey fans are decent and will be embarrassed about his actions. He owns a book shop, if that appeared on his website or his customers saw that, I suspect his business would plummet. Him appearing at the till of his book shop should see his business plummet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 22 minutes ago, OldNick said: Forget the rivalry, most Pompey fans are decent and will be embarrassed about his actions. He owns a book shop, if that appeared on his website or his customers saw that, I suspect his business would plummet. Seriously? TCWTB owns a bookshop?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 11 minutes ago, cloggy saint said: Seriously? TCWTB owns a bookshop?? Yes in Petersfield. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 28 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Him appearing at the till of his book shop should see his business plummet! He doesn't appear there in his clown outfit and of course most of the tattoos wash off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 25 minutes ago, cloggy saint said: Seriously? TCWTB owns a bookshop?? 13 minutes ago, OldNick said: Yes in Petersfield. I doubt he has ever read anything he sells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 1 minute ago, Matthew Le God said: I doubt he has ever read anything he sells. A split personality. I met him at an antique fair, he knew I was a Saints fan and had to get out 'I for one' in his conversation but took my banter well. Different character in his business, would have to be of course, as he is dealing with academics (that does not include me of course lol) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 33 minutes ago, cloggy saint said: Seriously? TCWTB owns a bookshop?? 20 minutes ago, OldNick said: Yes in Petersfield. 19 minutes ago, OldNick said: He doesn't appear there in his clown outfit and of course most of the tattoos wash off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 how strange that Trousers and i posted exactly the same picture at exactly the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 53 minutes ago, Turkish said: how strange that Trousers and i posted exactly the same picture at exactly the same time. One and the same 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 1 hour ago, OldNick said: Yes in Petersfield. But that suggests he can read ....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screechio Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 1 hour ago, OldNick said: A split personality. I met him at an antique fair, he knew I was a Saints fan and had to get out 'I for one' in his conversation but took my banter well. Different character in his business, would have to be of course, as he is dealing with academics (that does not include me of course I can remember working in a shop in Petersfield during the Poortvielt season. I chatted to him amicable for three weeks until somebody told him I was a Saints fan. He never came through my till again. And I can confirm he absolutely pongs on match days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 1 hour ago, Turkish said: how strange that Trousers and i posted exactly the same picture at exactly the same time. Cos you love him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 1 hour ago, Turkish said: how strange that Trousers and i posted exactly the same picture at exactly the same time. Are you a lady as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Colinjb Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 44 minutes ago, trousers said: That Eastleigh v AFC Stoneham tie looks tasty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 6 hours ago, Colinjb said: That Eastleigh v AFC Stoneham tie looks tasty. Assuming Stoneham can get past Cowes Sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, Colinjb said: That Eastleigh v AFC Stoneham tie looks tasty. Is there a more local derby than that in the English football pyramid I wonder? (Not including teams that ground share) Have Saints always been involved with this or did we only just start up again recently? I know we’ve won it a silly amount of times before but figured we stopped entering it years ago. Edited 25 July, 2022 by bpsaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 25 July, 2022 Share Posted 25 July, 2022 31 minutes ago, bpsaint said: Is there a more local derby than that in the English football pyramid I wonder? (Not including teams that ground share) Have Saints always been involved with this or did we only just start up again recently? I know we’ve won it a silly amount of times before but figured we stopped entering it years ago. Hamble and Folland are separated by Hamble Primary School bit I think AFC Totton and Totton & Eling backing on to each other probably win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 28 July, 2022 Share Posted 28 July, 2022 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/social-media-mob-wanted-me-and-my-family-dead-portsmouth-starlet-on-fearing-for-his-life-after-wrongly-accused-of-racist-snapchat-comments-about-england-trio-3785373 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 29 July, 2022 Share Posted 29 July, 2022 On 25/07/2022 at 14:22, OldNick said: He doesn't appear there in his clown outfit and of course most of the tattoos wash off. He washes……..!!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 30 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2022 In the relegation zone as it stands, 15 minutes in to the new season (on the rise from 10 minutes ago, when they were rock bottom though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 31 July, 2022 Share Posted 31 July, 2022 A plucky point away at one of the bigger teams in the division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 31 July, 2022 Share Posted 31 July, 2022 1 hour ago, Pamplemousse said: A plucky point away at one of the bigger teams in the division Last time they achieved that they had a bus tour, called it Norris Day and still talk lovingly about it every anniversary. Meanwhile there is a rumour that TCWTB has been banned by the club for three games... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 July, 2022 Share Posted 31 July, 2022 1 minute ago, rallyboy said: Last time they achieved that they had a bus tour, called it Norris Day and still talk lovingly about it every anniversary. Meanwhile there is a rumour that TCWTB has been banned by the club for three games... Hopefully the three games are "home", "away" and "international". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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