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He is The original turd that won't flush

 

indeed he is :lol:

 

If Juve take him that would be amazing. F*ck knows what happens in the summer with him!

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Can they just unilaterally decide to send him back? When they signed an agreement for a season long loan.

Surely they would need some agreement from us to just send him back?

 

Probably just a clause that says they can terminate the loan whenever they want.

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Has anyone done the Koeman joke yet? :thumbup: If Anyone Can Get Him Firing!

 

Damn you! I was scrolling down the thread getting increasingly excited about the chance to use this timeless observation.

 

Fook it: has Skacel signed yet?

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What have Feyenoord done to deserve that ?

 

Well we are stuck with god damn Colin Kazim-Richards now, is he worse than that? :lol:

 

Osvaldo is a very talented player (Saints wouldn't be loaning him to the likes of Inter Milan and Juventus if he wasn't), the problem is he is a mentalist, does crazy things and keeps being chased out of clubs...

 

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Swap for Charlie Austin (and chuck a brown bag full at Saggychops to make sure it happens).

 

If only we could do this lol.

 

Even better, we should offer to him to Barcelona as a sweetener for getting Messi? ;)

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I'm beginning to think Jack Cork read that Osvaldo was on his way back to Saints and decided to jump ship. If indeed he was to return I believe we'd have every member of the squad up for transfer. I can see this saga going on for another 10 years till Osvaldo finally retires.

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I'm beginning to think Jack Cork read that Osvaldo was on his way back to Saints and decided to jump ship. If indeed he was to return I believe we'd have every member of the squad up for transfer. I can see this saga going on for another 10 years till Osvaldo finally retires.

 

How could it possibly go on for 10 years ART?

Is Dani leaving his kids at St Marys?

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I'm beginning to think Jack Cork read that Osvaldo was on his way back to Saints and decided to jump ship. If indeed he was to return I believe we'd have every member of the squad up for transfer. I can see this saga going on for another 10 years till Osvaldo finally retires.

 

I wasn't aware he'd signed a 10 year contract.

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Why don't we agree to pay the c**t off and let him be a free agent? We spunked a shed load of money on the stupid tw*t, but lessons learned and all that.

 

Because when we loan him out we get a fee and/or they pay his wages saving us a fortune compared to paying up the remainder of his contract and one day river plate will offer us a fee so we can minimise the loss we inevitably take on him!

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I'm beginning to think Jack Cork read that Osvaldo was on his way back to Saints and decided to jump ship. If indeed he was to return I believe we'd have every member of the squad up for transfer. I can see this saga going on for another 10 years till Osvaldo finally retires.

 

I'm with you ART! Although I think I'd take it further - I wouldn't be at all surprised if this went on for the next 70-80 years. If he comes back now, surely everyone else in the club would want out immediately giving Dani free reign of the club. He could make himself player manager, and nobody would dare question it. Katarina would probably be forced to hand over the club to him and he would be able to sign his own army of loonies to play for us and create a legacy which could take decades to undo. He will probably get in a fight the Ted Bates statue before tearing it down and replacing it with one of himself. After all the good work that the club have done in the past few years, this could bring it all crashing down again. It's worryingly like Germany just before Hitler turned up.

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I'm with you ART! Although I think I'd take it further - I wouldn't be at all surprised if this went on for the next 70-80 years. If he comes back now, surely everyone else in the club would want out immediately giving Dani free reign of the club. He could make himself player manager, and nobody would dare question it. Katarina would probably be forced to hand over the club to him and he would be able to sign his own army of loonies to play for us and create a legacy which could take decades to undo. He will probably get in a fight the Ted Bates statue before tearing it down and replacing it with one of himself. After all the good work that the club have done in the past few years, this could bring it all crashing down again. It's worryingly like Germany just before Hitler turned up.

 

Look on the bright side - free train travel to Europa league games.

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Worth loaning him out for decent loan fees and wages paid, then sell him at £5m or something. Means we "lose money", but we actually make a fair bit back of the £12.8m spent.

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If he was a car I'd drive him into a lamp post and claim the insurance money.

 

Well we do have Elia at the club now - I hear he is pretty good at that :lol:

 

 

Honestly Southampton FC needs its own TV show... Never a dull moment at this club.

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Hasn't Brendan called us about him yet? I'd love to see Osvaldo and Balotelli together. They'd make a real attacking partnership.

 

Given Liverpool's history with our players, I'm inclined to believe that we could pursuade them of the merits of a direct swap, no strings, for Lambert.

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I read somewhere that Juve were going to pay a €375,000 loan fee to Inter for him, which is a bit cheeky since Inter never paid Saints a loan fee. Maybe Saints just want the loan fee. or maybe they can get another forward on loan from Juve ?

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I read somewhere that Juve were going to pay a €375,000 loan fee to Inter for him, which is a bit cheeky since Inter never paid Saints a loan fee. Maybe Saints just want the loan fee. or maybe they can get another forward on loan from Juve ?

 

I thought the loan fee from inter was a player called taider. Who we sent back a week or so later

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