Middlesbrough 4-0 Saints - Match Thread

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

6 players in the box compared to Boros 3. And yet a Boro player is not picked up and they score.

Coaching is non existent. Players are absolute shits.

Sports Republic can f off.

[AlexLaw76]

Here we go, couple of changes coming up

[Sheaf Saint]

2 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

This is just embarrassing. In truth we shouldn't have appointed this manager. Despite what a minority says on here nothing will convince me that we should play three at the back. I'm not sure where we go from here. We aren't going to sack Tonda and admit a mistake. The best we can hope for now is to write off the season and try again with a more experienced man next year. 

And herein lies the problem. As long as SR are still around, no decent experienced manager is going to touch us with a barge pole.

The pressure on Dragan and Rasmus needs to be ramped up now. These fuckers have completely destroyed this club with their batshit experiment. We need to make them rue the day they ever set foot in SMS.

[Mboto Gorge]

1 minute ago, Harry_SFC said:

Can't wait for Fabrice to defend this 😂

He will wait for a few hours before talking his usual club PR driven drivel. Fucking clueless 

[tdmickey3]

Just now, AlexLaw76 said:

Here we go, couple of changes coming up

Game changing!

[stfrancisofbenali]

3 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

Tonda out of his depth. Who could of predicted that...

None of those (the majority) singing ‘Tonda’s at the wheel’ a few weeks ago. 

[trousers]

1 minute ago, S-Clarke said:

He'll go into hiding now.

Along with Spors of course.... Ah, hang on a minute.... We might be onto something there...

[saintant]

Eckert is just a timid, frightened kid well out of his depth. He doesn't have the guts to try something different. He is killing his own career chances.

[Saint NL]

At least he's replacing Manning.

No excusing brining Archer on though

[Baird of the land]

Just now, S-Clarke said:

We can't play 2 CB's because we have poor CB's, so thank goodness that we have 3 CB's on the pitch today whilst we only let in 3.

I think it’s more that they don’t trust the fullbacks.

i certainly wouldn’t want to see manning in a back 4, he’s bad enough when getting help in a 5. I’d be curious to at least see Jelert and wellington as traditional fbs though, now they are fit at Donny.

[aintforever]

Totally over run in midfield and a host of centre backs stood around doing fuck all.

[Toussaint]

We could be 19th when we lose our next match 

Edited Sunday at 17:02 by Toussaint

[coalman]

The subs will cover the important task of protecting Manning from a red.

[hypochondriac]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

And herein lies the problem. As long as SR are still around, no decent experienced manager is going to touch us with a barge pole.

The pressure on Dragan and Rasmus needs to be ramped up now. These fuckers have completely destroyed this club with their batshit experiment. We need to make them rue the day they ever set foot in SMS.

TBF we did get Martin who I don't like but at least had some experience. I'm at that point again where it's not the worst thing in the world if we get a few thrashing so we can go nuts at the twattish owners for how we are run.

[Sheaf Saint]

What the actual fuck is going on out there? They've got a 3-0 lead and we're just camped in our box like we're desperately holding on for a draw.

[Gloucester Saint]

Come on Boro, don’t take your foot off the gas, score a few more please.

[Saint NL]

Absolutely embarrassing, ole football from Boro 

[Willo of Whiteley]

Yay! All like for like changes.

Rasmus has a sniper and an earpiece on Tonda, “must keep the same formation” being muttered through to him.

[Saint Pete]

Wow, we are truly fucked aren't we? Maybe a manager with some sort of experience would have been sensible, who knew?!!! 

[Turkish]

6 minutes ago, Toussaint said:

Poor sods who travelled.

What are you on about they got a free programme!

 

[Harry_SFC]

As I've said multiple times. 3 CB's just means one more shite player in our own box. Yet a few noddies continue to defend it. 

[trousers]

1 minute ago, Sheaf Saint said:

And herein lies the problem. As long as SR are still around, no decent experienced manager is going to touch us with a barge pole.

The pressure on Dragan and Rasmus needs to be ramped up now. These fuckers have completely destroyed this club with their batshit experiment. We need to make them rue the day they ever set foot in SMS.

This, 100%. But, alas, we're too passive a fan base. 

[ant]

Middlesbrough fully taking the piss - and fair play to them. 

Embarrassing watching us camped in our own half, unable (or unwilling) to go and get the ball off them.

WHERE ARE YOUR POSSESSION STATS NOW?

[hypochondriac]

Genuinely undecided about whether I am going to watch the derby or not.

[John Boy Saint]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

Three shots on target and three goals.

Unlucky that we play against these high precision strikers every week 😢

I heard a bit of 606 on Saturday evening and a Smoggy was on mithering about how Boro seem be shot shy and have no substance. He’ll be happy tonight.

[Sparkkyy]

3 minutes ago, S-Clarke said:

He'll go into hiding now.

Fabrice = MLG

[Sir Ralph]

Had enough- I won’t renew my STs after 15 years and no more away games. I’d prefer to spend it on a weekend at centre parcs than watch these clowns

[CheshireSaint]

Get that chancer and SR out this club. The former is a symptom of the latter. 

[Suhari]

3 minutes ago, saintant said:

Bring back Will Still 🙂

Steady on.

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

Come on Fabrice, give us a wave, you absolute helmet

He might take a few items to Atherley’s by way of apology for free.

[Osvaldorama]

38 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Have you ever watched pub football? Do you genuinely believe we are playing like a pub football team?

Yes

 

[Monk]

3-0 DOWN AND WE'RE PLAYING 5-4-1....

 

THIS BLOKE HAS A PRO LICENCE. 

[lambtiss]

5 minutes ago, Harry_SFC said:

Can't wait for Fabrice to defend this 😂

 

4 minutes ago, S-Clarke said:

He'll go into hiding now.

Every cloud has a silver lining

[badgerx16]

If it ain't working........don't change it.

[trousers]

4-0

[Saint Scott]

4-0

[Willo of Whiteley]

4-0!

INCREDIBLE STUFF!

SO ERECT FOR FIVE AT THE BACK.

[S-Clarke]

2 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

And herein lies the problem. As long as SR are still around, no decent experienced manager is going to touch us with a barge pole.

The pressure on Dragan and Rasmus needs to be ramped up now. These fuckers have completely destroyed this club with their batshit experiment. We need to make them rue the day they ever set foot in SMS.

I wouldn't say Jesse Marsch was a top manager, but even he saw the wood from the trees. As soon as he sat down with our buffoons he saw straight through the bollocks.

Selles didn't though, because he was just grateful to have a job.

So if Jesse Marsch can see through it, we've got no chance of ever appointing an actual manager ever again.

[Mboto Gorge]

1 minute ago, Turkish said:

What are you on about they got a free programme!

 

Posing for the camera showing how happy they are with the programme is sad to see. The club genuinely patting themselves on the back for this. 

[trousers]

Lol @ Bazunu

[Suhari]

4.

[Viking Saint]

4-0. Another Bazunu masterclass 

[CB Fry]

THE GREATEST ERA IN OUR HISTORY

[LGTL]

4-0 😂😂😂😂

[saint michael]

4 the lazy fucking wankers

[coalman]

1 minute ago, Turkish said:

What are you on about they got a free programme!

 

And hopefully they'll receive a sincere and extensive apology before they get back on the coach to head home.

[die Mannyschaft]

5 minutes ago, Mr X said:

We might not stay in this league under Tonda 

We cant defend and cant score so that's normally relegation form. We could easily get relegated. Only Sheffield Wednesday are slightly worse than us. 

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, hypochondriac said:

Genuinely undecided about whether I am going to watch the derby or not.

You’re a brave man if you do. Hoping it won’t be raining that day as I’m going walking in the Severn Estuary area with no signal.

[Saint Fan CaM]

4-0 thanks to crisp packet hands dropping an easy save. Cunt.

[Colinjb]

So, who is looking forward to the rest of the season?