Daniel Peretz

[goodymatt]

18 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

2 things about this goalkeeper.

1. I hope he shouts a lot when in goal and doesnt concede much so I can call him the Wailing Wall.

2. This is his wife

My research is done.

I remember Noa Kirel from Eurovision a few years ago. Apparently they are the Israel equivalent to ‘Posh and Becks’.

[Osvaldorama]

46 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

2 things about this goalkeeper.

1. I hope he shouts a lot when in goal and doesnt concede much so I can call him the Wailing Wall.

2. This is his wife

My research is done.

Good lord. 

[Jonnyboy]

Is that a vape?

[Convict Colony]

fuck it I'm committing early

I will now refer to him as the wailing wall

[Midfield_General]

On 05/01/2026 at 17:30, LGTL said:

Didn’t he refuse to train to push this deal through? Adding another potential prick to the group is all we need, as we really lack absolute pricks. 

Having said that, if he can stop shots that trickle towards him he’ll be the best keeper we’ve had in years. 

He missed a training session but their coach came out and said that it was because a flight that he was meant to be on was cancelled outside of his control and he couldn't get back in time, he hadn't refused to train.

Whether that's true or not is another thing, but that's what the Hamburg coach said. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Midfield_General

[Miltonaggro]

Beginning to wonder if our idiotic staff might fuck this deal up, despite Downs joining Hamburgler FC. 

[ChrisPY]

On 06/01/2026 at 09:38, Jonnyboy said:

Is that a vape?

No, I’m just pleased to see her.

[SaintsRoyalty]

15 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said:

Beginning to wonder if our idiotic staff might fuck this deal up, despite Downs joining Hamburgler FC. 

The deal is off. Apparently he didn’t fit into the small sized gloves the kitman has in stock for Bazunu. 

[TheAlehouseBrawlers]

What a choice, sitting on the bench in the Bundesliga for a club that averages 57,000 at home with a raucous atmosphere or sitting on the bench for the undroppable Baz in the sleepy English second division...maybe he's changed his mind?

[benjii]

Dan Peretz, Peretz

He comes from Yisrael Eretz

He'll build a settlement in front of our nets

Dan Peretz, Peretz 

 

Chant sorted.

[goodymatt]

Maybe we think announcing tonight with the Chivers and Keegan news would be a bit insensitive? I reckon he will be announced tomorrow.